Taggled

Oooo I got tagged by Miss Cherry Red in a meme – 10 questions, most of which I suspect you know the answers to, but I’m obliged to answer nonetheless…

1. Are you a meticulous planner?

I couldn’t plan a planner if it planned a plan to plan.

In short, no.

And did you notice if you say “plan” enough, it just doesn’t even make sense?

2. Do you wear make up and if so how much and how often

Yes, but only when I’m going out somewhere fancy, or trying to impress someone. Sooo…not very often.

3. What, if anything, do you wear in bed?

Pants. Too uncomfortable for anything else.

4. Look over your right shoulder, what do you see?

Er – a wall? And a cat basket. And a lot of fluff. And some blinds too. And blinding sunshine? Is that Satan, over my shoulder maybe? I should pull the blinds.

5. If you had to take a random item to an interview to help describe you, what would it be?

I’d take bacon and a cock. And leave you to figure it out.

6. What film would you have liked a staring role in?

A “staring” role? Hmm, maybe Avatar, because they have crazy eyes and I’d like to stare at them. If it was a “starring” role? Then um…I don’t know.

7. Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant

Who? In fact I misread that as Jim Carey or Stewy Grant. If that was the case then Stewy Grant, because Jim Carey is ruddy annoying and Stewy Grant sounds like a great name.

8. Do you swear in front of children

All the bloody time. Noah (in his own way) repeats “Christ”, “shit” and “cock”. Thank fuck his speech is slow.

9. Do you knit or sew or do any other ‘womanly’ craft?

Yes, I can get my boobs out and move them in a womanly way. I can sew on buttons, and years ago I used to make my own skirts out of old jeans and stuff. I tried to knit but my mother repeatedly took the piss cos I was so slow. So I stopped.

10. Twitter or Facebook

TWITTER. Facebook, clever idea that it is, can make me really fucking stabby. I understand that Pirates dressed as Zombies walking Farmville is the be-all and end-all for some people, however, I do not give a shit.

TWITTER FTW.

I think I’m supposed to tag people now? Shout if you want a taggin’!

FIRST: Bare Naked Mummy!!!!

SECOND: Pure Unadulterated SoftThistle!!!

THIRD: Adventures of a Lady In Training!!!!