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*turns screen away from children* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA quality
Laughing My Fecking Arse Off!
Brilliant picture – and at least they are nice and um handy? :p
:-0!
Nice door knobs
Haha! And there was me expecting an iPad 2 picture….nothing like a troop (what's the collective term for a group of dildos?) of dildos on a Sunday morning. That will get me through the day no problem
You have made me laugh so much this week xxx thank you xxx
Awesome!
Poor Dildo Bob. I hope he's not feeling left out. Maybe you should throw an almond croissant in the bread bin as a treat?
Haha, your dildo collection puts mine to shame.
That photo is WIN! You are all kinds of awesome with sprinkles on top.
Classic!!!
I want a bedroom like that!
Oh. em. gee.
No words required there… AT ALL
*SNORT* I nearly spat out my coffee! Bloody brilliant
Party round at Jay's! You ker-azy gal xx
Ha ha! Well I never… who'd have thought there was so much variety out there… Not sure about those S-shaped ones though
ingenius! love it!!!!
*turns head sideways*
Speechless. That is all.
They'd make very original door handles wouldn't they?
There's something…well, quite graceful about the arrangement! Is it me, or are they seriously massive?
How do you get them to stick on the cupboard? Actually, I don't want to know!
Woohoo! Party at Jay's!
Actually, it kind of reminds me of the "trophies" from the Predator films…
LOL!!! :OP That put a smile on my face this Sunday Morning!!
OMG!
This is why not having titles is a good thing – I wonder how many people would/wouldn't have clicked on the link if they knew what the picture was going to be?
Actually stunned. Wouldn't be out of place in a Tracey Emin type installation! You're an artist!
Oh my they look VERY 'wibbly!!' he he x
Brilliant, I just burst out laughing! how on earth did they all stay there??!
Loving the political correctness of this photo. We have all races represented. White people, brown people, fluorescent pink people, see-through people…. *sings 'Heal the World'*.
You're an AMBASSADOR, my friend. Also, I love this. x
top left looks like it would reach the places others couldn't
Ha! (Loudly) VERY glad my teens weren't peering over my shoulder in their usual manner when I opened this page! Impressive collection! *goes off for a little lie down*
That is so funny. Impossible not to laugh when you see it! Must only read Silent Sunday posts when kids aren't around in future, though luckily my 3yo didn't see it and my 1yo just thought it was a hedgehog! Thanks for making me smile! x
Brilliant! And you have given me a fabuous idea for some photographs in the future. You made me really giggle this morning…. Thank you xxx
Mollyxxx
Hahaha…What a diverse sunday you are having! Well they do say Variety is the spice of life! Lol x
I wasn't sure what they were when I first looked. I thought they may have been some kind of jewellery. You see, I live a sheltered life…so thank you for the education.
LOL, im new to this site ,just wondering if ive got the right site?lol
oh er missus
#SilentSunday With knobs on!
HA! HA! That is all I can muster!
Brilliant! No words needed at all! I'm most envious of your collection! It is your collection?! Wow! Are they permanently fixed there?! What strength blue-tack/glue does that feat of engineering genius take!
Oh boy – coffee just spat all over my screen! Nothin' like dildos and coffee stains to kick off a Sunday morning!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! (and there were BIGGER ones in the box. O.M.G.)
4 year old son just popped up behind me "What's that?" "Its just a wardrobe" "Well it's got funny handles" Literally wetting myself!
Now that's an installation worthy of the Tate
!
That's too funny!!! I'm VERY impressed with your collection!
Party time!!!!! Great way to start my sunday
EX ZACKLY. Heheheheh.
I could answer. But I won't. Just yet. *SNIGGER*
They're not massive.
They are MAHOOOOOOOSIVE. *wibble*
I think the red one needs to see a doctor…
Is it wrong that I contemplated this?
So did I.
The one on the right scares me
Indeed. *curtsies* ;D
So, wait a second…. WHO is rooming with you at CyberMummy? (Still on the fence whether they are the luckiest woman in the world or just the woman with the strongest personality/stomach.
)
Also would like to say that NOW I get all the SQUEE tweets about Eden's Fantasy the other day. This is like the mother-lode of dildo deliveries!
Jay. You are a legend. Ed was standing behind me, and he was very nearly speechless. I'm just pleased I didn't have a hot drink or I'd have burnt myself spitting it everywhere with mirth.
Oh and Ed said- "Dirty woman. Has she got a sister?"
Omg what an awesome picture x
Dildo Bob is LOVING it, thank goodness. I think he's quite excited about seeing his new found friends all dolled up, you know?
He's a good dildo, he is.
*COUGH* *SNORT* *SNIGGER*
Erm…you're welcome?
*HUGH FIVE*! Hahahahaha!!!
They um, well they.. um… I'll explain in another post.
Better coffee stains than other stains though, right?
PMSL
I thought so. Not sure they would see the, um, "art" though…
Infection? Red raw? Overused? I can't decide.
That wasn't even the biggest one in the box. Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid. :-/
Hahaha!! Eden Fantasys have out done themselves I think. Can not WAIT for Cybermummy!
And funnily enough, I'm rooming on my own, heheheh ;D
Er – you REALLY want to know? *giggle*
LMFAO!! Yes I do, but she's WAY more sensible than me.
And you know, of course, that every time you are not around, we will all roll our eyes and say "I bet she's back at the hotel… wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more!" lmao
What Liz Burton said … x
Brilliant!!
Haha, brings a whole new meaning to sex games – do you have cock rings to throw at them? Wouldn't see that at the church fete… x
He is. Tell him I'll give him an extra tickle on his front fluff when I see him. And a little kiss.
Holy mother of WTF!?!?!
LMAO!!!!!
Only you…. ;D xx
Blimey! You wouldn't want to bend over in front of that door……or would you!!!!
Ummmmm….o.k. I don't even want to know how or why those things are able to stick on the wall. Ewwwwww…But I must say, that is a mighty fine gang of shlongs you've got there. It's nice that you have such a diverse collection and you embrace all the colors of the wang world..
I think I love you
LOL!!!! Simply brilliant…
Well that has inspired me to enter this week for the first time!
Ahhhh the great wall of dildo! Are they staged for different heights? Be good for a back rub though, pressuming they all vibrate?!
Omg laughing SO MUCH
I uh..um… dunno what you could POSSIBLY mean.
*cough*
Absolutely!! I refuse to be labelled racist or prejudiced. I like to, um, embrace all.
*sniggers*
Wow. You've only gone and rendered me completely speechless!
I have but one question: Where is Bob?!
Slightly disturbed after seeing the bent brown one. What on earth have you done to make it that shape…? On second thoughts, please don't tell me…
Bob was busy being artistic director. And keeping the other 20 dildos in order; they get a bit unruly, don't you know. ;D
Seriously? You're gonna ask me that kind of question and hope for a serious answer? *SNORT*
I guess these will be accompanying you to CM for the partay!
*sigh* If they must…
Just spat my drink up my computer screen! Love it, and rather jealous of your collection!
Saucy Sunday!!
Fabulous!
Seven always was my lucky number.
CJ xx
A few of them look familiar.
You know some, er, big people then.
Only you can get away with ths sort of filth! Very funny x
Reminds me of an airport limo driver I had once… he told me all about his home decorating – "very antique-like… we've got columns, flocked wallpaper and one of them dildo rails…!"
Certainly wasn't expecting that! It now all makes sense from the posts on twitter!
That is the best Silent Sunday EVER!
Well, I can honestly say I've NEVER seen handles like those before!!! Did you buy the wardrobes with the dildos attached? Cause if you did then in future I'm doing ALL my furniture shopping with you lady!! A definite statement in Interior Design. Love it love it love it!!
Ha! (Didn't put a link to this on my entry, I'm afraid as didn't want to give my mum and dad a heart attack!)
I have no words. Am giggling like a girl though
I have dildo envy.
A new line of door handles for B&Q ?!?
Interesting set of tie racks you got there, Jay.
Well, they say variety is the spice of life!
They're quite stylish, don't you think? I never knew they could, uh, "come" in such different, uh, "designs, shapes and sizes".
*cough*
Get your back up against the f*cking wall…
I don't remember posing for that.
Remember that evening when we had drinks?
Um…
What did you put in my Fruit Shoot … Ohhhhhh
Good job it's a Silent Sunday post as there really are no words are there!! LOL!!
"Fruit Shoot"? Is THAT what you call it?
…never heard that before…
Just spat my tea out!
Talk about a "come to Jesus" moment….I'm speechless
LMFAO!!!! Oh my god that just made me laugh SO MUCH
Gosh! or something equally suitable.
Yeah. The pink one far right could well be for the tie addict who has everything.
Now which one is your favourite!? lol