Laser Poo

So as far as Noah is concerned, poo comes in various guises.

Noah: *singing* Laser poo…laser poo…cummalahh cummalahh…laser poo…

Me: Ummm…

N: *singing* hmm hmm hmmm…laser pooooo…huh huh huh pooooo…

MBM: Noah did you learn that at school?

N: Yes mommy.

MBM: What’s the song called Noah?

N: It’s “Laser Poo”, mommy. It’s French.

MBM: “Laser Poo”?

N: Yes mommy. Laser poooo…cummalah hmm hmm laser poo. (There are actions, too.)

So I made a mental note. Firstly I need to brush up on my French songs. Secondly, I used to be great friends with his music teacher, I must ask her “what the fuck” sometime soon…

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Comments

  1. SusanKMann says:

    lol my two love singing out poo and pee, seems to be a favourite word for them. That is interesting that you get taught it at school and in French no less. :) Gotta love boys x

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  2. LauraCYMFT says:

    As Susan says my 2 also love talking, singing and discussing poos, pees, willies, winkies and pumps. I'd like to point out that it doesn't just apply to boys for my 2 yr old daughter thinks the word willy is hilarious. Not so funny when I'm pushing my shopping trolley round Asda at 10am with the old biddies snail-pacing round the aisles and Miss C shouting WILLY POO POO!! But yes very interesting song he's learnt there. Would hate to have an encounter with a laser poo though!

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  3. Lindsey says:

    Rofl, my Isaac has an obsession with my "bras" and thinks my nipples are "two big moles". He also loves that he once squeezed some loud gas out of me by standing on my tummy!

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