Super-Poo

Me: Noah are you doing a poo on the potty?

Noah: Yes

Me: You know you should use the toilet upstairs, right?

N: I know mommy, but I don’t want it to drag up the stairs.

Me: *suppresses singgering*

N: *Looks at me with his “I’m having a dump” face, then squats over the potty*

Me: Have you finished Noah?

N: Yes mommy.

Me: Sit back down then, let me find the wipes.

N: I can’t mommy, because it’s like a big banana poking my bottom.

I wonder if the entire summer holiday will be like this.

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Comments

  1. SAHMlovingit says:

    Hahaha, aw bless him….I'll never look at a banana the same again.

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    • mochabeaniemummy says:

      Join the club!!! *dry heave*

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  2. Madison says:

    That's a classic! Made me guffaw.

    Madison xxx

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    • mochabeaniemummy says:

      I did struggle not to burst out laughing if I'm honest :) )

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  3. I suspect you're in for a long six weeks, lol. So cute!

    CJ xx

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    • mochabeaniemummy says:

      I am SO DOOMED. And there's already more of this stuff to come!!! x

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  4. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Awww, such a sweet story of poo! lol…perhaps sweet is the wrong word, but you get my drift…

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  6. SusanKMann says:

    LMAO x

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  7. singleworkingmummy says:

    LOL! So cute….that brightened up my last hour at work. Wait until he becomes obsessed with the word Poo like my LO. These days, humpty dumpty sits on a poo, Incey wincey climbs up a poo spout and many, many more. Charming I know.

    Good luck x

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    • mochabeaniemummy says:

      I want to be reassured, and yet I'm left kind of horrified. Oh goodies!! ;)

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