You know how I wrote a while back about the beauty of the John Lewis ad? Well…
Gordon Ramsay did a spoof version. And it’s hilarious. I’d say Google It, but unfortunately I can only find this:
Damn you Channel 4.
Now, anyone who has known me long enough, knows of my stalker addiction knicker wetting love of admiration of cookery skills for mild love of Gordon Ramsay. I absolutely LOVE this advert, I found it fucking hilarious. The Mr and I were all confused when it first started, wondering if John Lewis had tried to out-do themselves by creating a sequel (please don’t, John Lewis, I can tell you now it would not be a good idea).
I, personally, would love to have Gordon Ramsay boss me around in the kitchen (maybe while I flounder around with a big piece of meat Christmas ham), and obviously, I started tweeting about it.
And then this happened.
To say I damn near wet myself is an understatement. But yes, there may have been a moment or two taken to refresh my knickers.
Obviously.
The Mr and I both have crushes on Mr Ramsay; he, a healthy man-crush; me, a dirty, fuck-me-sideways, say-my-name-and-make-me-call-you-daddy, I-want-to-hump-you-senseless kind of girl crush. In a pair of FMBs.
I still stand my ground about what I said, re Gordon Ramsay. “He’s going to make sure he does the job properly. And then will want to do it again, just to be sure. And then, probably again, just to prove a point.” You know it’s true, right?
And then, as if to prove my point, the fucking awesome Kat of 3 Bedroom Bungalow tweeted this.
As if I wasn’t laughing hard enough, The Mr then suggested I “slap him with a piece of bacon”. Cue “laughing til I nearly puked” and The Mr reduced to hiccups.
Needless to say, Mr Ramsay hasn’t tweeted me yet (mind you, the real heckling hasn’t started yet, though I’m hoping to not go down the same route as #TweetMeStephenFry). Maybe I should tweet him while wearing an awesome push-up bra, super cleavage and maybe a photo of my arse.
Win.
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lol hilarious!
Oh God yes, show him the photo of your arse! That'll do the trick
Good grief woman that picture of your arse was enough to turn me – he wouldn't be able to resist! But I'm thinking the bacon bra picture might be the way to his heart though. But why am I telling you this?! I want Mr Ramsay for myself godammit!
Oh my word! *feigns shock* I am now reallly jealous! I've been having this competition with Nickie at Typecast about celeb followers. So far I have only managed Russell Grant (I know, pretty cool huh?
and she got Boy George. Now you have Mr Ramsay I will lie down defeated and unfollow Cat Deely!